Heroes Don’t Do Paperwork

Hosted ByAngus MacDonald and Matthew Whalley

In a world where the vast majority of people have special powers - there are Super Heroes, Super Villains, and a mountain of paperwork after the dust has settled. My name is Angus and I’ve been hired by the Super Human Action Response Team to help navigate the red tape of a super powered world along with my bureaucrat partner Sal. It’s a thankless job but somebody has to do it because Heroes Don’t Do Paperwork.


All Episodes

EP121 – Don’t Bank On It

Angus is writing about a new meringue based diet while Sal secures another ad sponsor. The boys were also rewarded for thwarting Seth’s crimes in the last episode and need to speak to financial expert Bullwinkle (Rich Hilborn) to figure out what they should do with the sizable reward.

EP120 – Heroes Don’t Do Murder

Angus calls Sal late at night with an emergency. He’s in an apartment full of blood! Did Angus do something he’ll regret? Is this the end of the podcast? And most importantly does Sal have time to grab a breaky sandwich?

EP119 – A Sway With Words

In hopes of raising some funds Sal takes on a questionable sponsor. Some fine print saddles Angus with his very own feral child ward. In hopes of bettering the communication between him and his ward Angus brings Super Cities Poet Laureate Fastidious Swag (Woody McCadden) on the show to show the boys exactly how powerful words can be.

EP118 – Dumpster Diving

Angus and Sal are co-coaching their first little league game with the Grunge District Dumpster Divers. Will they be able to co-coach this ragtag group of kids to victory and will they compromise their morals to do so?

EP117 – Unclogging The Heart

Sal relishes his new found will to live and youth by living life in the fast lane. Angus reels from visiting his childhood home and learning it all might be a ruse. The boys are then visited by the custodian of one of Super City’s community centers, Glorf (Leichelle Little) to talk about what it’s like helping the city’s youth.

EP116 – Stag Party

Angus and Sal venture in The Enchanted District to hunt down the Fae Deer Trickster that stole Sal’s will to live. Will they avoid the traps set by the devious entity… probably not.

EP115 – Seeking Conventional Wisdom

Angus and Sal work on some pretty grim stories and decide to get a snack. After their snack break the boys are joined by Mike Keyes (Velvet Wells) a volunteer who works the lost and found booths at the many conventions of Super City. Can Mike Keyes help the boys find something they’ve lost?

EP114 – Odd Jobs

While Angus recovers from a laser related eye injury Sal looks for a new part time job after getting fired from his last one for an “Oh Damn” moment.

EP113 – Live Theatre

Angus and Sal head over to the Rat King Theatre to catch some of the night time programming. There they meet with Catherine Abernathy-Quill (Patrice-Ann Forbes) to see if anything can be done to save the theatre now that it’s in Mayor Hick’s sights.